Zooming Lyrics

It's Thursday and I'm zooming
With everyone I've ever known
Sitting at home together alone
In the modern way
When I realise I'm not wearing a single stitch of clothing
Would you believe it, Adam and Eve it?
I am naked as the day I was born
Naked as the day I was born

Friday in the studio with my model, Fat Anette
Sitting together, facing each other, the canvas nice and wet
When I realise she's not wearing a single stitch of clothing
Would you believe it, Adam and Eve it?
She is naked as the day she was born
Naked as the day she was born

Saturday, I'm having a smoke With my old friend the snake, like you do
In the garden hanging out with a mate
When the snake says "You're not wearing
A single stitch of clothing
Would you believe it, Adam and Eve it?
You are naked as the day you were born!
Naked as the day you were born!"

Now it's Sunday and everything's gone
I have lost my job
Under duress, under arrest
I ended up in court accused of nakedness aforethought
The judge said: "That's not painting, that's body-shaming!"
Would you believe it, she was naked as the day she was born
Naked as the day she was born

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