Mike Falzone Unsuccessful Supervillain Lyrics

It was hard enough just thinking up a name
Now I'm bleeding and defeated in the city, in the rain
I can't win when you're around

What's the use of these elaborate plans when they're gonna be foiled by a single man time and time again?

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Sometimes I think about hanging it up, but then
There would be nobody making a fuss
And at the very least I could say I'm keeping it fun
I'm really not about how many battles you've won, yeah

I lost them all On a good day I stand five feet tall
I am unsuccessful

When all the eyes, they look my way
I'm the highlight of the motorcade
And your victory parade (Victory parade)

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And the times you live a lie is gulping up from here
Well I left empty handed, you left me stranded
And it doesn't look like it's going well for me, I know
Well I can understand him
I left empty handed

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It's not about how many battles you've won