Mike Birbiglia Thanks For Coming Song Lyrics

Thanks for coming to my show
And listening to me talking about panda bears
And brown bears and puffins
I hope you learned some important life lessons like
Porn destroys lives
And what I should've said was nothing
I hope you brought your cameras and you'll go home and poop The pictures And you'll tell your friends about the show
And you'll say "have you seen this guy birbigulbug?"
And they'll say "no but i heard about him."
Tell all your cracker ass white bread honkeys and black bean Soups and Asian chicken platters
That you're dying inside cause it's 2005, mofo...

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