Mickey Avalon Kama Sutra Lyrics

If you've got no inhibitions
We can try all the positions
Don't let my pretty face fool ya
I've mastered the Kama Sutra

It's the end of the weekend, I've been breaking my balls
Pull up my cellphone for a number to call
Betty Loo got two stars next to her name and that little slut stay to me all day
Peggy Sue got a dude but that girl such a freak
She with her man on the weekend but I get her all week
Stacy kinda crazy it's the way that she think
Pull her panties to the side and put her hands on the sink

If you've got no inhibitions
We can try all the positions
Don't let my pretty face fool ya I've mastered the Kama Sutra

I always thought missionary was the worst
'Cause it's the same damn position when she's giving the birth
Her kitty cat really did some doggy-style
And I've always been a sucker for a sideway smile
Reverse cowgirl in the front of my truck
And she be like "Yeehaw" when I'm humping her but
And since I got swimmers like Michael Phelps
I always pull it out and shoot it into her mouth

If you've got no inhibitions
We can try all the positions
Don't let my pretty face fool ya
I've mastered the Kama Sutra