Michael Feinstein Mole People Lyrics

One day an archeoligist
was digging underground.
and he dug through mud
and he dug through stone
and he dug clear down to the great underground
and what do you suppose he found
roaming all around
the mole people
they live in a hole people
deep down in the earth they've dug a busy world of thier own
listen you'll her them chomppity they chompity they chompity they chompity they chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
you might wonder
just what do they do under
they haven't to drive or movie T.V or tepephone
all they can do is
chomppity they chompity they chompity they chompity they chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
in the lower earth
underneath the earth,
you'll see them zag and zig
they never fly
same as you and I
to get somewhere they dig dig dig
mole people
they live in a hole people
thier under Mount Everest and
the Okey Phanokey swamp
they have to dig and hack to china and back so they'll have room to romp.
so they chomppity they chompity they chompity they chompity they chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
[bassoon solo with wierd chompy noises]
chomppity they chompity they chompity they chompity they chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
[bassoon solo with wierd chompy noises]
chomppity they chompity they chompity they chompity they chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
under Boston mass thier a better class
they have that harbor drawl
what a mess
at a bronx adress
a subway train came through the wall
mole people
they live in a hole people
thier under Mount Everest and
the Okey Phanokey swamp
they have to dig and hack to china and back
so they'll have room to romp.
so they chomppity they chompity they chompity they chompity they chomp chomp chomp chomp

chomp
chomp
chomp-a-chomp