Masters Of Ceremony Skullfuck Lyrics

[Lines delivered by R.Lee Ermey, from Full Metal
Jacket]

Do you suck dicks? Are you a peter-puffer?

Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a
garden-hose! I'll be watching you.

Who's the slimy little Communist-shit twinkle toed
cock-sucker down here who just signed his own death
warrant?

Pyle, I'm going to give you three seconds,exactly three
f*cking seconds, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and
skull-f*ck you!

One...

Two...

Three...
AHHH!

That's enough! Get on your feet.

You little scumbag, I've got your name. I've got your
ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry. You will
learn by the numbers, I will teach you. Now get up, get
on your feet!

Well, any f*cking time, Sweetheart.

You had best un-f*ck yourself or I will unscrew your
head and shit down your neck!

That's enough! Get on your feet.

Out-f*cking-standing. I will P.T. you all until you
f*cking DIE!

...f*ck you up!