Won't You Join The Army Now,
 So You Can Fight And You Can Die? (x4)
Join the army for a way of life
you'll learn respect and discipline
they'll train you hard to be a man
and even to live free of sin
in just two years you'll be a machine
that destroys anything within its path
and after all that brainwashing
you'll legally be a psychopath
 f*ck the army and its way of life
 The patriotic way to fight
 with blood and guts and endless screams
 how can you say it's built on dreams?
 dreams of death and a horrid nation
 prisoners in camps of concentration
 is this your f*cking way of life?
 a pathetic holocaustic strife!
 Won't You Join The Army Now,
 So You Can Fight And You Can Die? (x4)
Travel the world, see foreign nations
boost your ego in public relations
learn of cultures and different races
that soon you'll be tearing to pieces
see the famine and poverty
that's destroying third world countries
to help a country, you'll start a war
relentless U.S. corporate whore
 f*ck your building industrialization
 in a country not meant for civilization
 making them work in shit hole cages
 exploiting them with lower wages
 they don't want your aid or sympathy
 with your establishing a false democracy
 stuff your fascist vision of farce
 as you shit their pride out of your arse!
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Hut two three four (x4) } in record sleeve foldout
 Won't You Join The Army Now,
 So You Can Fight And You Can Die? (x4)
Well now the army sounds good to you,
they'll even give you an education too
but the future looks grim with talk of nuclear war
how will we survive past 1994
it seems the issue is world domination
your apathetic greed will lead to termination
f*cking around with deadly toys
is not a game for grown up boys!
 f*ck your nuclear submarine base
 that'll destroy what's left of the human race
 all this talk of nuclear power
 a deadly rain, atomic shower
 pandemonium, insanity and fear
 this talk of death I don't want to hear
 I think it's time to stop this war
 your ignorant rivalry will be a deadly score
 So now you've joined the army,
 Indulged the lies they've fed, and now you're dead!