Mandator Coitus Interruptus Lyrics

Alcohol encourages me
To say to you and you to me
Them f*cking things that always lead
To heavy sexuality
Oh horny me

It was not just my idea
We drop our clothes
Just leave them be
Your knickers sliding over knees
My willy looks like both
The oak and maple tree

Scream for me honey
Let me slide inside of you
And let us become the pleasure crew

Take my thoughts to boring land
Eliminate my prostate gland
My seeds will never meet your eggs
Sweet caress with sensual lips
Make my dick go through a trip
You know the way to place your legs

Spread them wide so I can see
The beehive for my honey bee
Suck my honey, stay alive
Gasp out for my prick of pleasure
Big dimensions, hard to measure
Always ready for a dive
Coition interruptus is coming

Then again my brain can't keep
The boring thoughts from sinking deep
And thoughts like wood bein' forced to sink
Will float again
And then I think
Your perversity, sensuality
And you sucking me, sexuality
I just don't have that much patience
I am lead through high sensation
My defeat to sweet temptations I can't help ejaculation

Take my thoughts to boring land
Eliminate my prostate gland
My seeds will never meet your eggs
Sweet caress with sensual lips
Make my dick go through a trip
You know the way to place your legs

Spread them wide so I can see
The beehive for my honey bee
Suck my honey, stay alive
Gasp out for my prick of pleasure
Big dimensions, hard to measure
Always ready for a dive
Coition interruptus is coming

Then again my brain can't keep
The boring thoughts from sinking deep
And thoughts like wood bein' forced to sink
Will float again
And then I think
Your perversity, sensuality
And you sucking me, sexuality
I just don't have that much patience
I am lead through high sensation
My defeat to sweet temptations
I can't help ejaculation

Your perversity, sensuality
And you sucking me, sexuality

Sweet caress with sensual lips
Made my dick go through a trip
You knew the way to place your legs
I took my thoughts to boring land
But couldn't help my prostate gland
Now my seeds have met your eggs