Lucille Bogan Shave 'em Dry Lyrics

SHAVE ‘EM DRY (unexpurgated version)

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my
thumb,

I got somethin’ between my legs’ll make a dead man
come,

Oh daddy, baby won’t you shave ‘em dry?

Aside: Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

(Roland: Uh, huh.)

Say I f*cked all night, and all the night before baby,

And I feel just like I wanna, f*ck some more,

Oh great God daddy,

(Roland: Say you gonna get it. You need it.)

Grind me honey and shave me dry,

And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it
dry.

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my
thumb,

Daddy you say that’s the kind of ‘em you want, and you
can make ‘em come,

Oh, daddy shave me dry,

(Roland: She ain’t gonna work for it.)

And I’ll give you somethin’ baby, swear it’ll make you
cry.

I’m gon’ turn back my mattress, and let you oil my
springs,

I want you to grind me daddy, ’til the bell do ring,

Oh daddy, want you to shave ‘em dry,

Oh great God daddy, if you can’t shave ‘em baby won’t you try?

Now if f*ckin’ was the thing, that would take me to
heaven,

I’d be f*ckin’ in the studio, till the clock strike
eleven,

Oh daddy, daddy shave ‘em dry,

I would f*ck you baby, honey I’d make you cry.

Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,

And your dick stands up like a steeple,

Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,

And the crabs walks in like people.

Aside: Ow, shit!

(Roland: Aah, sure enough, shave ‘em dry?)

Aside: Ooh! Baby, won’t you shave ‘em dry

A big sow gets fat from eatin’ corn,

And a pig gets fat from suckin’,

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,

Great God, I got fat from f*ckin’.

Aside: Eeeeh! Shave ‘em dry

(Roland: Aah, shake it, don’t break it)

My back is made of whalebone,

And my cock is made of brass,

And my f*ckin’ is made for workin’ men’s two dollars,

Great God, round to kiss my ass.

Aside: Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave ‘em dry

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