Lordi SCG3 Special Report Lyrics

This is an SCG3 special report with Sam Romero.

Sam Romero:
Good evening, I'm Sam Romero. We continue our special
report now on the so called monster invasion.
As of 11 AM today the president has declared the
nation to be under martial law. Reports coming in now
indicate that mass hysteria continues to spread
throughout the globe. It is not yet confirmed by
officials
what is causing these horrific events. But it is
suggested by certain sources that these creatures that
are now being spotted throughout the world are neither
human nor are they wild animals. It is strongly
advised that people should stay indoors and if you
encounter one of these beings do not try to make
contact
with them they will attack without warning. Our very
own William Tracy in the sky is now reporting. Will?

William Tracey:
Sam, we're here hovering over down town where the
monsters are literally swarming the city. The freeways
are clogged, there is absolutely no way out of down
town. These creatures they're incredibly strong, a few
minutes ago we saw one actually pick up an SUV, and
throw it at a clump of people. And then... u... Eh...
Zoom in
on that, yeah, are we getting that? It's actually
looking at us! It's it's climbing! It's, no, pull up!
PULL UP! PULL... (Monster sounds and distortion)

Sam Romero:
Will? Hmmm erm, we seem to be suffering from technical
difficulties. We'll get back to William Tracey as soon
as we get the satellite feed repaired. Hmm in the mean
time we now go live to Joan Carr at the Hellbender
Plaza... Joan?

Joan Carr:
Sam, I'm standing here with thousands of citizens. The first thing that greeted us when we drove up was the
smell of decomposing flesh. The dead are literally
walking the streets. Err even though the people know
about
the curfew there is absolutely no trace of the police
or the military yet. It's understandable that the
people
feel the urge to get out of their homes and go look
for their loved ones they don't know what to do and
how to
cope with this. Err something's happening. Erm. Oh my
god! RUN!

Sam Romero:
Um we erm we seem to be experiencing some more
technical difficulties with Joan as well so hmm. I am
just being
told that someone is infiltrating our broadcast...
are... are we going off the air?

Good evening you puny little humans. Don't try to
adjust your sets, we control the transmission. Your
dominion
of the Earth has gone on far too long. You've had your
chances, you've blown them all. Now it's time to cut
the bullshit! You are a plague, were forced to take
disciplinary action. Behold the sounds that will grind
your
insides, the sights that will make you blind. Your
walls of iron will bend and the seas will run red with
your
blood. The earth will quake and open its fuming maw
swallowing all the heretics and fools on the wide path
to hell.
The skies will open with a thunderous roar! My little
pets will fly out in swarms that will block the sun.
They will
kiss the flesh off the bones of those who still choose
to follow the false prophets join us or forever drown
in the
pit of despair. The Scartic Circle Gathering is now.
This is the day of reckoning. This is... The
Arockalypse!