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Larry The Cable Guy Christmas Commentary Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.83/10 [6 votes]Album: A Very Larry Christmas / Original Release Date: 2004-11-16Genre: HolidaySong Duration: 2 min 23 sec
LARRY THE CABLE GUY
- Christmas Commentary Lyrics / with translationsGet a job, you bum bum bum bum
money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum,
Silent Farts, Deadly Farts,
All was calm, Not for long,
Oh come on ye little forner C
ome and get them green cards
And learn some damn english and than how to drive
I wish my mother-in-law got Hit by a car
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
so I wouldnt have to hear her Bitch
Blue Balls, Blue balls
Its doller night, at the titty Club
See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time
You better watch Out I think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin aint right
Janet reno’s comin to town
Donny the retard had an 8 pound water head
He was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
'My names donny’,
The First queir santa clause wore red leather chaps,
and a pair of white shorty sorts
that had a hole in the back,
I pissed my pants, the tolit was just to far
I Drunk to much damn Beer
I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in
And I pissed right through my drawers
Riright through my Wrangler drawers,
I pissed
I pissed
Right my Wrangler Drawers
money dont grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum,
Silent Farts, Deadly Farts,
All was calm, Not for long,
Oh come on ye little forner C
ome and get them green cards
And learn some damn english and than how to drive
I wish my mother-in-law got Hit by a car
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
so I wouldnt have to hear her Bitch
Blue Balls, Blue balls
Its doller night, at the titty Club
See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time
You better watch Out I think shes a guy
Janet reno’s comin to town
Donny the retard had an 8 pound water head
He was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
'My names donny’,
The First queir santa clause wore red leather chaps,
and a pair of white shorty sorts
that had a hole in the back,
I pissed my pants, the tolit was just to far
I Drunk to much damn Beer
I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in
And I pissed right through my drawers
Riright through my Wrangler drawers,
I pissed
I pissed
Right my Wrangler Drawers
Facts about Christmas Commentary
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Christmas Commentary is written by Daniel Whitney.
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It is first released on November 16, 2004 as part of Larry The Cable Guy's album "A Very Larry Christmas" which includes 28 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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Christmas Commentary falls under the genre Holiday.
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Christmas Commentary song length is 2 minutes and 23 seconds.
Who wrote Christmas Commentary lyrics?
Christmas Commentary is written by Daniel Whitney.
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When was Christmas Commentary released?
It is first released on November 16, 2004 as part of Larry The Cable Guy's album "A Very Larry Christmas" which includes 28 tracks in total. This song is the opening track on this album.
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Which genre is Christmas Commentary?
Christmas Commentary falls under the genre Holiday.
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How long is the song Christmas Commentary?
Christmas Commentary song length is 2 minutes and 23 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Daniel WhitneyRecord Label(s): 2004 Warner Bros Records Inc for the U S and WEA International Inc for the world outside the U S
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Meaning to "Christmas Commentary" song lyrics
Christmas Commentary
Larry The Cable Guy
Larry The Cable Guy
What I Made The Bigg Times Now Do You Hear What I Hear A Letter To Shania Twain Santy Claus, Santy Claus Twisted Christmas Carols Ode To Titties Couldn't Keep The Pizza Lit I Shit My Pants I Pissed My Pants
