Larry & His Flask Louis Lyrics

Put that thing away, its not time to come out and play
If you thirteen you better run and hide
Louis is on the lose and he's looking for raw Hyde

The monster's lurking at the KFC
To cross the bridge you must pay the fee
Double the rubber or double the itch
He only f*cks the slinkiest bitch

Louie, Louie, Louie, louie-Lue-I
Why'd you make that thirteen year old cry?
You're only happy when your dick is out Then you pretend that love is what you're all about

Louie, Louie, Louie, louie-Lue-I
Why'd you make my mommy cry?
You're only happy when your dick is out
Then you pretend that love is what you're all about

I hear her talk about how he's so cute
It makes me sick, it makes me puke
He slimes his dick into every situation
Hasn't he herd of Masturbation!?!