I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog
Lard
Lard
LARD
- I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog LyricsI wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
I wanna be a customs man
Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch
Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Sure beats Alpo
It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude
I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing
We can seize everything
Houses, cars, and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time
I wanna join the christian coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Spare rod, spoil the child
It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
I wanna be a customs man
Snoop through your stuff 'cause I can
Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch
Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Sure beats Alpo
It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude
I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
We got ways to make you sing
We can seize everything
Houses, cars, and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time
I wanna join the christian coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me 'cause I've been saved
'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
Weh oh, Weh oh ho
Spare rod, spoil the child
It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks
Facts about I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog
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I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog is written by Eric R. Boucher, Paul G. Barker, Jeffrey Thomas Ward, Al Jourgensen.
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It is first released on May 13, 1997 as part of Lard's album "Pure Chewing Satisfaction" which includes 8 tracks in total. This song is the 1st track on this album.
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I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog falls under the genre Alternative.
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I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog song length is 3 minutes and 17 seconds.
Who wrote I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog lyrics?
I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog is written by Eric R. Boucher, Paul G. Barker, Jeffrey Thomas Ward, Al Jourgensen.
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When was I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog released?
It is first released on May 13, 1997 as part of Lard's album "Pure Chewing Satisfaction" which includes 8 tracks in total. This song is the 1st track on this album.
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Which genre is I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog?
I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog falls under the genre Alternative.
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How long is the song I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog?
I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog song length is 3 minutes and 17 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Eric R. Boucher, Paul G. Barker, Jeffrey Thomas Ward, Al Jourgensen
Record Label(s): 1997 Alternative Tentacles
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