Perverts On The Internet Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I met this girl on Myspace
She was 16 and a half
She said that I was well buff
And that I made her laugh
So I sent her a picture
Of me wanking in the bath...

I think I misjudged the situation
She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
Please don't grass me up to Tom!

[Chorus – lead and female backing vocals]
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cos if she finds out then he's gonna get done

[Verse 2]
Then there was this lady
I met on Yahoo! chat
We were getting on like a house on fire
Then everything went flat
When I asked to see a picture
Of her fingering her twat...

I think I misjudged the situation
She grassed me up to the bod in charge of moderation
And now my user account is blocked!

[Chorus – lead and female backing vocals]
There's a lot of perverts on the internet Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their ding-dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cos if she finds out then he's gonna get done

[Verse 3]
I found this girl on Facebook
With whom I used to go to school
I left a little message for her
Up there on her wall
Of how I often think of her
Whilst playing with my tool...

I think I misjudged the situation
She told her husband about my masturbation
And now he wants to kick me in the pods!

[Chorus – lead and female backing vocals]
There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get their front-bums wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and get our front-bums wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cos if she finds out then he's gonna get done

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