Kokayna Calculus Lyrics

I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand
I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand it
'Cos you're embarrassed of the spots where your tears landed
You stayed up all night but still couldn't complete it

I'm a problem so tricky that you slit your wrists
Everyone looks icky standing next to this
Hopefully you're not picky 'cos you'll never hit
You better hit Wikipedia and study quick

I'M LIKE CALCULUS; YOU NEED A LOT OF CLASS FOR THIS
I'M LIKE CALCULUS, BUT I DON'T HAVE A LIMIT, BITCH
I'M LIKE CALCULUS; THESE SLUTS ARE MY DERIVATIVES
THERE'S NO SOLVING THIS, I'M LIKE CALCULUS!
It takes a little more than a rocket scientist
Or a state-certified psychiatrist
To even start to get close to the bottom of this
It takes a very special certain type of specialist

I'm a textbook with words you'll never understand
I'm a homework assignment that you can't hand it
'Cos you're embarrassed of the spots where your tears landed
You stayed up all night but still couldn't complete it

I'M LIKE CALCULUS; YOU NEED A LOT OF CLASS FOR THIS
I'M LIKE CALCULUS, BUT I DON'T HAVE A LIMIT, BITCH
I'M LIKE CALCULUS; THESE SLUTS ARE MY DERIVATIVES
THERE'S NO SOLVING THIS, I'M LIKE CALCULUS!