Kleenex Girl Wonder Lintel Rktu Lyrics

We got a little racket, but you know the competition is killing us
The steamrollers are talking, we're gettin' crushed
The stakeholders are walkin'
And now all of the shareholders are balkin', we're giving up
Stop it, that's how the hustle is, there's an ebb and flow
Holding on is as strategic as letting go
It's an optical illusion like a tropical infusion
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For just this one compelling reason
You should think about the valley, oh
When we get into selling season
It gets crazy out in Cali, bro, yeah, they called me
Lit Rocket in my day drivin' CA-85
Still can't believe that Oracle paid for naming rights
In the East Bay where it's no better than a handmade sign
Meanwhile they're turning the PARC into a shrine

For this and many other reasons
You should get out of the valley, yeah, we can't believe The mess you've made of your life
I guess you wait for a sign
One day, you wake up and die
And all your friends say

"She's fine, she's just a little bit fried
She acts like this all the time
She cries on cue 'cause she can't
Keep her eyes off you, but she tries
Oh, she tries!"
Literal rocker, remember when the days used to fly by?
Now we just groom our pudenda 'til the time is right
And we get high at night, I won't lie, it just feels nice
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to live in real life

For this and every other reason
I should stay out of the valley, yeah, she can't compete
With what I've got in my mind
But I'm sure she'll put up a fight
And I'll give in when the light goes out and I fall snow-blind
Into the mess of code lines, and algorithms I write
But Lintel Rktu, I'm thinking maybe I could love you tonight