Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch Lyrics

Kid rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout kyle's momma
Straight out of Taylor, Joe C.

Joe c.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know
And she stinks like shit!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's f*cked cause she still thinks she's pritty
I just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"shit, God damn that's a big fat ass!"
Should f*ck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park click

I don't know much, but I know this shit:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch!

Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid rock:
Kid rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homie named Kyle lives up the block,
He's got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real sloppy bitch that does right by me.
She might be the best suck in the mountians,
Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, f*ckinist freak there ever was!

She ain't a slut she's a super groupie, Pass that bitch around like a doobie!

I don't know much, but I know this:
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!

Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid rock (in background):
Oh, shit....
Tell 'em Joe

Joe C.:
I'm Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,
I might be a f*ck, but I ain't no fool!
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cause kyles mom trippin' on that soil boulder!
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that, a little freak ass pimp,
But you know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo bitches ain't shit but yuppies.

Wut up, I'm the j-o-e to the mother f*cking c
It's the place to be,

I don't know much but I know this,
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!

Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid rock (in background):
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,
The twisted brown mother f*cking trucker,
This goes out to all the fat bitches...
Hehehe!
Yo, yo, let's make some wine.

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