Kerry Hodge Chad Morgan Lyrics

HE CAN EAT AN APPLE THROUGH A TENNIS RACKET HE'S CALLED
CHAD
HE'S A VILLIEN HE'S ACOMIC HE'S A FUNNY SORT OF LAD
HE WILL SING THE FATAL WEDDING AS HE GORKS AND WAVES HIS
CHEEKS
HE WILL GRIN AND RAISE HIS EYEBROWS
THAT THE SHEIK OF SCRUBBY CREEK

CHAD HAS A PICE OF PAPER
TO PROVE THAT HE IS SANE
HE'S THE ONLY ONE I KNOW WHO KEEPS
HIS CHIN DRY IN THE RAIN
AND OVER NIGHT WHILE OTHERS KEEP THE FALSE TEETH IN A
GLASS
CHAD HE HAS TO PULL HIS OUT AND THROW THEM IN THE BATH THE OPERS HOUSE IN SYDNEY REMINDS ME MUCH OF HIM
LYING ON HIS BACK WITH FLUID FLOWWING IN
OLD NICK SAD IF HE COMES DOWN HERE TO HELLS TATS
UNDERNIETH
ILL STOKE THE FIRES OF HELL WITH CHAD MORGANS GORKING
TEETH

NOW IF YOU PLAY PIANO AND THE KEYS ARE SOUNDING BAD
IF MORGANS STANDING CLOSE BY WELL DONT TRY AND TUNE OLD
CHAD
AND IF YOUR IN THAT MUSIC SHOP IN A MUSIC SHOP WITH
MORGAN
PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE HIM FOR A PIANO OR AN ORGAN