Josh Tobin The Emo Song Lyrics

Dear Diary,
Mood: apes thetic
My life is spiralling downward
I couldn't get enough money to go to the [? ] romances and suffocate me dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my favourite songs like stab my heart because I love you and rip apart my soul and of course stab you rip stab stab
And it duznt help that I couldn't get my hair into that flippy thing either
Like that guy from that band can do
Some days anyhow
I'm an emo kid
Non-informing as can be
You'd non-conforming to if you look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Cause our dudes look like chicks and our chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a hothen heights album album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me
It's never any fun
They say they already have a p*ssy they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Die my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
My life is just a black of [? ] you know
It's so dark and it's suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening it's grip
Tighter then a pair of my little sisters jeans which look great on me by the way
When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write inner life drool and wear thick-rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black, and cry during classes
I'm just the bad, cheap imitation to god
[? ] catch me in the rye and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes
While hating my life
If I said I liked girls id only be half right
I look like I'm dead and just like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hit my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be emo

My parents don't get me you know
They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy
Well a couple guys
But I mean it's the 2000's
Can't two or four dudes make out with each other without being gay?
I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways
I don't know diary
Sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me
You're my best friend
I feel like tacos