The Jerk Song Lyrics

I.

What in the world was I thinkin',
When I went and bought you those flowers and candy?
I was thinking that every girl wants some nice guy,
Someone she can trust but, I guess, I was not right...
What is wrong with me?
Oh, do I have to be
A jerk, so you want me.
A jerk, so we can be...

II.
Together happily ends, This time
Always use you.
If you ask me nice then I'll be there,
And use you.
Frequently I'll tell you:
You're fat and annoy me.
Frequently I'll tell you:
I don't want a girlfriend.
What is wrong me?
Oh, do I have to be,
A jerk, so you want me?
A jerk so we can be...

III.
Together happily ends,
I won't ever call you.
Ends, I will, she'd on you,
Whatever I want to.
After that I'll tell you:
I'm sorry. Forgive me.
Then I don't know why,
But you want to be with me.
What is wrong with you? I said, what it is true:
You're forcing me to play,
This same old stupid games,
'Cause you want what you can't have,
So I have to treath you bad.
I don't need to be so mean,
But you're forcing me to be,
A jerk so you want,
A jerk so we can be,
Together happily, together happily...

IV.
Then you'll leave me and you'll find a man.
Who love you so much: he'll ask for your help.
Then I can along, and treath you,
Like you're trash.
I don't know why but yo' still wants me back...
What is wrong with you?
I said, what it is true:
You're forcin' me to play,
This same old stupid games,
'Cause you want what you can't have,
So I have to treath you bad.
I don't need to be so mean,
But you're forcin' me to be,
A jerk so you want me,
A jerk, so we can be
Together happily,
Together happily...
We'll be together happily.

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