Jordan Lafaver Hydroxycut Lyrics

Alright my girl real smart but she dummy thick (thick)
My pimp walk strong, I need a walking stick (I do I do I do)
And all I see are racks on racks on racks on racks on racks
And now my bank account be looking like some flapjacks (stacking)

One and two and three and four my wallet need Hydroxycut (it do)
Bank notes old money got more cut up than my body does (it do)
Metabolize this income, I might blow it on an Audi truck (I might)
The way that I be eating you would think I need a tummy tuck (I might)

My AK-47 sounding like a MK4 yeah
I went on Shark Tank but this juice they can't afford yeah
I shop at H&M, I don't f*ck with Tom Ford yeah
I do my squats and now my jeans are all getting worn yeah

Nobody ever told you ‘bout me until they had to
Watch out for that orange boy I think that kid is bad news
Talking kinda spicy and he covered in them tattoos
Saying bad words man it's taboo

Iced out like I'm from the north pole bitch
Really I be cutting coupons down at Kohl's bitch
Warm personality but my drip cold bitch
Don't be starting rumors ‘bout me they already know bitch

I said I'm back and I'm better than all my old days
The fact that you can bitch is just evidence that I quit my old ways
Brand new rappers bragging they finally just hit my old place
Like a walking freezer boy, I'mma turn you into a cold case

Smart but she dummy thick (thick)
My pimp walk strong, I need a walking stick (I do I do I do)
And all I see are racks on racks on racks on racks on racks
And now my bank account be looking like some flapjacks (stacking)

One and two and three and four my wallet need Hydroxycut (it do)
Bank notes old money got more cut up than my body does (it do)
Metabolize this income, I might blow it on an Audi truck (I might)
The way that I be eating you would think I need a tummy tuck (I might) My AK-47 sounding like a MK4 yeah
I went on Shark Tank but this juice they can't afford yeah
I shop at H&M, I don't f*ck with Tom Ford yeah
I do my squats and now my jeans are all getting worn yeah

Ride around your city with the blicky and some white chicks
Pockets BBW, the drip is on some light shit
You don't even know all the game that she probably on
Don't be too surprised she take that flight to get her body done

Where is the applause it's not for suckers, I do all my stunts
You stick to the plate and move no weight so you can't sit with us
She say she in love and it's a drug and she can't get enough
If it's between me and Jordan, f*ck it she love both of us

We ain't playing games we be really in the field
I just hit up Jordan told him we don't need a deal
She gon' bend it over, let me smack it if it's real
Shorty she a demon so I'm going for the kill

Thottie with a body gon' hit me for the night shift
I'm might pull up on her and I hit her with the night stick
And I'm kinda ratchet but she told me that she likes it
Said I got a girl but she told me that she like chicks, jeesh

It is what it is, we in my crib we shooting a vid
Her man running up, get smoked like a cig
Bottles on bottles and models on models
We lead and they follow, we did what we did
Don't like a throttle she suck and she swallow
She gobble-dy-gobble-dy-gobble my kids

And I whip a Subie ‘cause I can't afford a Tesla
Young boy out here going on a quest like Bethesda
Eating ‘till I got my f*cking philly like I'm Questlove
Now she want to leave her man ‘cause I got the best love

Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen whippin'
Got some wine that's older than the state that I live in
I got two bad bitches and I call that double dipping
They make documentaries about the way that I'm living, yeah