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Jonathan Coulton Tom Cruise Crazy Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.50/10 [16 votes]Album: Thing a Week Three / Original Release Date: 2006-12-15Genre: PopSong Duration: 3 min 41 sec
JONATHAN COULTON
- Tom Cruise Crazy Lyrics
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she’s a very special lady
It’s probably not the way he’d choose to go
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much
distraction
Good thing that he’s not gay anymore
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he’ll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he’ll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there’s a place for him
'cause he’s not of this world anymore…
Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won’t go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she’s a very special lady
It’s probably not the way he’d choose to go
And a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much
distraction
Good thing that he’s not gay anymore
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he’ll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he’ll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there’s a place for him
'cause he’s not of this world anymore…
Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won’t go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it’s him not you
If you had Tom Cruise’s troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You’d flash your big white shiny smile
You’d buy expensive shoes
But you’d be the only man on Earth
Who couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn’t enjoy Tom Cruise
Facts about Tom Cruise Crazy
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Tom Cruise Crazy is written by Jonathan William Coulton.
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It is first released on December 15, 2006 as part of Jonathan Coulton's album "Thing a Week Three" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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When we dive into the story the lyrics are telling, the song 'Tom Cruise Crazy' by Jonathan Coulton humorously explores the pressures and challenges faced by a famous individual, using Tom Cruise as a metaphor for the struggles of maintaining public image and dealing with aging in the entertainment industry. The study demonstrates that people remain disconnected from their social surroundings despite achieving success and receiving external validation because their fame creates a feeling of isolation. The lyrics of Tom Cruise Crazy primarily focus on expressing feelings of loneliness and anxiety and love and self-reflection and deep sadness. The song presents two main themes which consists of people experiencing fame and isolation together with the struggles which come from becoming a celebrity and growing older while making self-assessments. The lyrics contain some mature themes related to fame and personal struggles which may not be suitable for younger children. The content includes no strong language and no violent material and no explicit content which allows general audiences to watch but requires parental guidance.
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Tom Cruise Crazy falls under the genre Pop.
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Tom Cruise Crazy song length is 3 minutes and 41 seconds.
Who wrote Tom Cruise Crazy lyrics?
Tom Cruise Crazy is written by Jonathan William Coulton.
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When was Tom Cruise Crazy released?
It is first released on December 15, 2006 as part of Jonathan Coulton's album "Thing a Week Three" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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What is the meaning behind Tom Cruise Crazy lyrics?
When we dive into the story the lyrics are telling, the song 'Tom Cruise Crazy' by Jonathan Coulton humorously explores the pressures and challenges faced by a famous individual, using Tom Cruise as a metaphor for the struggles of maintaining public image and dealing with aging in the entertainment industry. The study demonstrates that people remain disconnected from their social surroundings despite achieving success and receiving external validation because their fame creates a feeling of isolation. The lyrics of Tom Cruise Crazy primarily focus on expressing feelings of loneliness and anxiety and love and self-reflection and deep sadness. The song presents two main themes which consists of people experiencing fame and isolation together with the struggles which come from becoming a celebrity and growing older while making self-assessments. The lyrics contain some mature themes related to fame and personal struggles which may not be suitable for younger children. The content includes no strong language and no violent material and no explicit content which allows general audiences to watch but requires parental guidance.
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Which genre is Tom Cruise Crazy?
Tom Cruise Crazy falls under the genre Pop.
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How long is the song Tom Cruise Crazy?
Tom Cruise Crazy song length is 3 minutes and 41 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): Jonathan William Coulton
Record Label(s): 2006 Jonathan Coulton
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