The monster blinked its eye, the killer moved his hand!
The Zombies can't be stopped, more vampires walk the 
land!
You thought the job was over when first you fought the 
fight,
But the movie grossed ten million bucks so Evil's back 
tonight!
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Horror Movie Hero 2! Who cares about the story?
It's got more blood, it's got more guts, it's five 
times as gory!
The girls are all so easy and they're takin' off their 
clothes
Til the Bad Guy goes to work and then the blood really 
flows!
The dreams are back again, this time they're getting 
worse,
Is it all just rotten luck, or some kind of awful 
curse?
Havin' trouble stayin' awake, the pills don't do the 
trick,
The bad guy's spoilin' the party, so we need the Hero 
quick!
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Kids are campin' by the lake, something's watchin' from 
the woods,
Getting dark outside, they should've left when they 
could,
They're skinny-dippin', hookin' up, gettin' killed off 
one by one,
Ya know we gotta call the Hero in to get the job done!
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Back at the o-ld cabin and the girlfriend's lookin' 
fine,
Played that vintage reel-to-reel and the Evil comes 
alive
You'll be goin' back in time, get that boomstick ready 
to go
Try to remember these three words: Klaatu Barada. . .
(It definitely started with N!)
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