Joe Farren The Tail Is Waggin' This Dog Again Lyrics

Minding my own business on this couch
The TV’s got all the game I need
Isn’t this just heaven
Single now, no woman, off the leash

But here come the boys again
To try to drag me out of here
Ok, alright, but no ladies nights
Let’s go shoot some pool just a couple of beers

But before I finished chalking up my cue
This crazy girl beside me took her shot said this one’s for you

And the tail starts wagging
Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin’
And I’m begging will you take me in
I’m starting at the end
Bass ackwards like it’s always been
Now how in the hell did this happen
That tail is wagging this dog again
The tail is wagging this dog again

Next thing I’m buying rounds of whiskey, all top shelf
Bartender put it on my tab
Hey girls what you drinking
Fellas can I borrow some more cash

But they get there jackets on
While I play air guitar
And just before we reach the door
My crazy girl jumps right up on the bar Now she starts dancing I can’t tear myself away
I’m rolling over begging her to tell me “good boy, stay”

And the tail starts wagging
Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin’
And I’m begging will you take me in
I’m starting at the end
Bass ackwards like it’s always been
Now how in the hell did this happen
That tail is wagging this dog again
The tail is wagging this dog again

I try to think and use my head
But animal instinct always uses me instead
My good intentions are rendered so defenseless
Against a pair of low cut jeans of particular dimensions

And the tail starts wagging
Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin’
And I’m begging will you take me in
I’m starting at the end
Bass ackwards like it’s always been
Now how in the hell did this happen
The tail keeps wagging this dog again
The tail is wagging this dog again