Jeremy Messersmith Sweep Me Off My Feet Lyrics

I'll put on my good suit
Polish up my dress shoes
Slick my hair back
Whitening all my teeth

I've got me a hot date
And I don't wanna be late
Tonight, I'm gonna sweep me off my feet

Yes, I'm gonna take me
Out to some place fancy
And order all the breadsticks I can eat
Then I'll stuff my face with chocolate
Then ditch the bill and take off
Cause tonight, I'm gonna sweep me off my feet

I finally found
A love to last a lifetime
Someone who'll be there when I get old
A friend who just knows
Exactly what I'm thinking
Take the time to laugh at
All my jokes

I'll stop on the way home
Park my old Camino Invite myself to hop in the backseat
Then I'll smoke a giant bowl
And eat a whole bag of Doritos
Cause tonight, I'm gonna sweep me off my feet

I'll go to my place
Light a bunch of candles
Dance like no ones watching
Cause there ain't
I'll take some time
To get to know my body
Take myself to bed then
Sleep in late

And when I finally wake up
I'll make me an omelette
And all the Bloody Marys I can drink

It might take a whole month
Just to sleep it all off
But tonight, I'm gonna sweep me off my feet

Yeah tonight, I'm gonna sweep me off my feet
Tonight, I'm gonna sweep me off my feet