Jenny Vinatieri Sick Twisted Fairy Tale Lyrics

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Seriously?

Long day, day-dreamin'
Head ache, head screamin'
Can't wait till this evenin' to tear it up

Running late, contemplating
Too many choices, what am I wearing?
Picture perfect, they'll be staring
And I'll eat it up

'Cause I'm all about the weekend
No responsibilities
I'll be out with all my peeps and
We'll forget reality

I want to jump up off the deep end
(I want to jump off the deep end)
Dive in head first and let it sink in
(Dive in head first and let it sink in)
Drown all my sorrows with my drinkin'
(Drown all my sorrows with my drinkin')
And wash it down with wishful thinkin'
(And wash it down with wishful thinkin')

'Cause I keep thinkin' he's gonna walk through that door
(He's gonna walk through that door. You just wait and see.)
Sweep me off his feet and onto his horse
(And then he's gonna sweep me onto his horse. And we're gonna ride off into the sunset together.)
We'll ride off into the sunset of course
They're all lies
Sick twisted fairy tale of mine

I'll be throwin' them back with my friends
Snow, Ella, Naveen, Jasmine
So where the hell is my prince?
And does he really exist?
It's a party out on the floor
Mufasa is ready to roar
Belle's grinding up on some dwarf

What the???

Where is my happy ending?
Where is my once upon a time?
I've kissed too many frogs in this
Sick twisted fairy tale of mine
Where's my knight in shining armor?
Who's gonna save me from this life?
Is this my ever after?
Sick twisted fairy tale of mine Wake up, I'm feeling half baked
Not thinking straight, bent
Out of shape, 'cause I'm still drunk
Order delivery, veg out, binge on tv
Hot mess, where are my birds and chip munks?

'Cause I'm all about the weekend
No responsibilities
I'll be out with all my peeps and
We'll forget reality

I want to jump up off the deep end
(I want to jump off the deep end)
Dive in head first and let it sink in
(Dive in head first and let it sink in)
Drown all my sorrows with my drinkin'
(Drown all my sorrows with my drinkin')
And wash it down with wishful thinkin'
(And wash it down with wishful thinkin')

'Cause I keep thinkin' he's gonna walk through that door
(He's gonna walk through that door. You just wait and see.)
Sweep me off his feet and onto his horse
(And then he's gonna sweep me onto his horse. And we're gonna ride off into the sunset together.)
We'll ride off into the sunset of course
They're all lies
Sick twisted fairy tale of mine

I'll be throwin' them back with my friends
Snow, Ella, Naveen, Jasmine
So where the hell is my prince?
And does he really exist?
It's a party out on the floor
Mufasa is ready to roar
Belle's grinding up on some dwarf

What the???

Where is my happy ending?
Where is my once upon a time?
I've kissed too many frogs in this
Sick twisted fairy tale of mine
Where's my knight in shining armor?
Who's gonna save me from this life?
Is this my ever after?
Sick twisted fairy tale of mine

What the?