Jenna Mammina Watching The Detectives Lyrics

Nice girls, not one with a defect
Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct
Red dogs under illegal legs
She looks so good that he gets down and begs

She is watching the detectives
Ooh, he's so cute!
Watching the detectives
When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
They beat him up until the teardrops start
He can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart

Long shot of that jumping sign
Invisible shivers running down my spine
Cut to baby taking off her clothes
Close-up of the sign that says, "We never close"

You snatch a chew and you match your cigarette
She pulls their eyes out with a face like a magnet
I don't know how much more of this I can take
She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake

She is watching the detectives
Ooh, he's so cute!
Watching the detectives
When they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot
They beat him up until the teardrops start He can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart

You think you're alone until you realize you're in it
Now fear is here to stay; Love is here for a visit
They call it an instant justice when it's past the
legal limit
Someone's scratching at the window; I wonder who is it?
The detectives come to check if you belong to the
parents
Who are ready to hear the worst about their daughter's
disappearance
Though it nearly took a miracle to get you to stay
It only took my little fingers to blow you away

I just like watching the detectives
Don't get cute
Watching the detectives
I get so angry when the teardrops start
He can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart
Watching the detectives
Ooh, watching the detectives
He's so cute

Mmmm... So cute...
Watching the detectives...