Jeffrey Lewis Securicor Lyrics

I'm a private in a private army, I'm a private in a
private army, I'm a private in a private army,
I'm a private in a private army, I'm a private in a
private army, I'm a private in a private army,
I'm a private in a private army, I'm a private in a
private army.

I am a working for securicor,
Take the money and come back for more.
I want to do it cause I know I should,
For the customer and the common good.

I walk around with a big alsation,
He'll re-arrange you with no provocation,
And I'm the bugger who has got the lead,
You'll have to be bright if you want to get at me.

Securicor cares. Securicor cares.
Securicor scares the shit out of you,
Do you want to come closer? I block the pavement with my club and hat,
I deal in money that you can't get at.
You want to use me cause I'm up for rent,
Tough shit, cause I'm real busy.

You ought to know me cause I've been a cop,
Out at the army where I learned a lot.
Some kids still chuckle when they see my van,
But it's not all money sonny, you want to come closer?

Securicor cares. Securicor cares.
Securicor scares the shit out of you,
Do you want to come closer?
DO YOU WANT TO COME CLOSER?

Well I'm a private in a private army, I'm a private in
a private army,
I'm a private in a private army, I'm a private in a
private army,
I'M A PRIVATE IN A PRIVATE ARM