Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.80/10 [5 votes]Album: Crank It Up - The Music Album / Original Release Date: 1996-08-16Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 22 sec
Guy1:Somebody done been to the wal*mart
Guy2:Man this is the stuff I got for christmas
Guy1:You cleaned up, what you get?
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy1:You fool!You got jipped! thar's twelve days of Christmas!
Guy2:I know that look over there in the corner.
Guy1:Thats yours too?
Guy2:Yeah
Twelve Pack a Bud
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight Table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy1:Man these aint normal Christmas presents!
Guy2:Naw they redneck gifts.
Guy1:Redneck gifts?
Guy2:Yeah, like when you buy your wife earrings that double as fishen luers, or if you can burp the entire chorus of jingle bells, or if you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, or if you've ever miss spelled anything in christmas lights, or if you leave cold beer and pickeled eggs for santa clause.
Guy1:whats wrong with that?
Guy2:i didnt say anything was wrong with it, its hard to beat
Twelve Pack a Bud
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight Table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy1:Well you know you cant consider it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitenturary and visit your momma.
Guy2:You're not listenin' to me get the car key out of your ear, that where the nine years probation comes in. im a do it for you again, now listen
Twelve Pack a Bud
Elevin wrastlin' tickets
Ten acopenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight Table dancers
Seven packs of redman
Six cans of spam
Five Flanel Shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shot gun shells
Two huntin' dogs
And some parts to a Mustange G.T
Guy2:Are you cryin'?
Guy1:naw just my allergies
Guy2:Happy Holidays Everybody
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas is written by Jeff Foxworthy, James Scott Rouse, Douglas Grau, Timothy Wilson. ✔️
When was Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas released?
It is first released on August 16, 1996 as part of Jeff Foxworthy's album "Crank It Up - The Music Album" which includes 12 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album. ✔️
What is the meaning behind Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas lyrics?
When we explore how the lyrics were meant to make us feel, Jeff Foxworthy's 'Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas' comically demonstrates the Xmas list of a typical redneck, with the exception of its most noticeable and unconventional gifts that depict a different cultural identity and lifestyle. The Redneck 12 days of christmas lyrics revolve around the themes of celebration, partying, joy, nostalgia, and social commentary. To this very end, the piece highlights the redneck culture, gift-giving, humor and satire, family and tradition. The song lyrics imply the use of alcohol, tobacco, and probation, which are very much adult issues. Furthermore, there are allusions to table dancers and suggestive humor, which can make the song inappropriate for children. ✔️
Which genre is Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas?
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas falls under the genre Comedy. ✔️
How long is the song Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas?
Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas song length is 2 minutes and 22 seconds.
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check amazon for Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas mp3 download these lyrics are last corrected by Abcdefghijklmnopqurstuvwxyz Songwriter(s): Jeff Foxworthy, James Scott Rouse, Douglas Grau, Timothy Wilson Record Label(s): 1996 Warner Bros Records Official lyrics by
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This song fits me and my family so well. It's almost the same stuff we get for Christmas!!!