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Jeff Dunham Jingle Bombs Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.50/10 [10 votes]Album: Don't Come Home for Christmas / Original Release Date: 2008-11-04Genre: ComedySong Duration: 2 min 33 sec
JEFF DUNHAM
- Jingle Bombs Lyrics / with translationsDashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
your soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I KEEL YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
your soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I KEEL YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!
Facts about Jingle Bombs
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Jingle Bombs is written by Brian Haner.
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It is first released on November 04, 2008 as part of Jeff Dunham's album "Don't Come Home for Christmas" which includes 12 tracks in total.
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Jingle Bombs falls under the genre Comedy.
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Jingle Bombs song length is 2 minutes and 33 seconds.
Who wrote Jingle Bombs lyrics?
Jingle Bombs is written by Brian Haner.
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When was Jingle Bombs released?
It is first released on November 04, 2008 as part of Jeff Dunham's album "Don't Come Home for Christmas" which includes 12 tracks in total.
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Which genre is Jingle Bombs?
Jingle Bombs falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Jingle Bombs?
Jingle Bombs song length is 2 minutes and 33 seconds.
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these lyrics are last corrected by breazy_breaSongwriter(s): brian haner
Record Label(s): 2008 Levity Productions
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Annie March 3, 2012-19:53
The song is not supposed to have a meaning or insult anyone. It is just supposed to make people laugh when they think about the stereotyping. And it is as funny as h!ll.
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The song is not supposed to have a meaning or insult anyone. It is just supposed to make people laugh when they think about the stereotyping. And it is as funny as h!ll.
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it is funny and i wish he was still here so we can see his face and listen to it properly with his own voice