Jammy Dodgers Thanks For Nothing! Lyrics

why is their no mail today? it's a holiday i
know todays a f*cked up day and there's no
cause to celebrate the pilgrims and the indians
were never friends we killed all of them so
many turkeys die today and eating animals is
wrong yeah it's f*cked up holiday but what
really pisses me off is that the mails not
gonna come thanks for nothing why is everything closed today? it's a holiday i
know people want to go home and spend
time with their families but i would rather
spend the day reading at the library they'll
wake up the next day and they'll go out
christmas chopping but all i wanna do is
stay at home, have pizza and some doctor p
but everything is closed thanks for nothing