Jahcoozi Shake The Doom Lyrics

13 tins of baked beans
And a job in doner and a satellite dish
40 different channels
Your contribution to Murdoch and Co
I know your mama played Phil Collins to you in her womb
I know your father used to penetrate you with the broom
I know that you feel lost and lonely and you know you're doomed
So unify, my doomed people and shake shake the doom

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom
Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom
Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

13 years of tight perm
He had a Lionel Richie now his mullet's getting thin
40 times a lady, she wanted a job and now she's a go
Go-Go Dancer, and she's earning more
More than the guy who works at the store
Much more than the girl who sells door to door But less, oh much less than Craig David I guess
Go-Go Dancer, and she's earning more
More than the guy who works at the store
Much more than the girl who sells door to door
But less, oh much less than Craig David I guess

Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom
Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom
Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake the doom

13 asian school girls, satisfied, or your money back
40 sweaty bankers, satisfied yeah Daddy's back I know you doggy got run over by bus last week
I know you swapped your kid's body for a bag of weed
I know that times are hard sometimes you think you're getting fat
So unify, my doomed people, and shake shake the doom!