Ian Dury & The Blockheads Fuck Off Noddy Lyrics

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
“And what are you up to?” said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

Singing: “f*ck off Noddy, you stupid prat”
“f*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat”

Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffet’s been sick as a dog

Singing: “f*ck off Noddy, you little prick”
“f*ck off Noddy, you get on my wick”

Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezy’s flaked out, he can’t see the point “f*ck this for a lark” said Sweet Jack of Hearts
“Which one of you bastards has shit on my tarts?”

Singing: “f*ck off Noddy you bloodless berk”
“f*ck off Noddy, you’re just a jerk”

f*ck off Noddy, you smelly turd
f*ck off Noddy you’re so absurd
f*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
f*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
f*ck off Noddy you little wimp
f*ck off Noddy you’re a piss brained shrimp
f*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
f*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat