Hovey Benjamin I Fucking Love Christmas Lyrics

A lot of people have been asking me
"Hey Hovey, how do you feel about Christmas?"
Well, if you really gotta know...

I f*cking love Christmas (yuh)
Yeah that's my shit (damn)
I'm talking Jesus birthday (birth)
December 25th (woo)

I f*cking love Christmas (love)
It's that time of year (year)
Young Santa pulling up (skkrt)
With those eight reindeer (wow)

I f*cking love Christmas (woo)
I got that holly, bro (bruh)
And I be gettin' kisses (wha?)
Under that mistletoe (toe)

I f*cking love Christmas (wow)
The fireplace is lit (lit)
We singin' Christmas carols
These harmonies are sick

Presents (nice), stockings, gift cards (cool), checks Cookies (damn), eggnog (mm), fruitcake, Mariah Carey
Popcorn (mmm), caramel, cheddar (mm), plain
Frosty (nice), Rudolph (yuh), Will Ferrell (woo)

I f*cking love Christmas (woo)
Snow is on the ground (ground)
Not a creature stirring
Can't hear a f*cking sound

I want that BB gun (yuh)
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid" (what?)
Let me try it out
Oh damn, I really did

Ice skates, snow boots, elf shoes (shoes), socks
Noel (mm), sleigh bells (yah), poinsettias, Bing Crosby
Mangers (manger), yule logs (log), chance of snow (snow), ugly sweaters (sweater)
Home Alone (Home Alone)

(Hovey Benjamin made this beat)