Hoodie Allen You're Welcome Lyrics

(Intro)
Yeah just turn on the drums and f*ckin' like hit it
Go!
Psh yah you welcome
Go!
Ready, set
Go!

(Hook)
No I can't be that guy
To sit and say it's alright
I'm getting it
Uh, uh, I'm getting it
Uh, I'm getting it
Psh ya, you welcome
No I can't be that guy
To sit and waste my whole life
I'm getting it
Uh, uh, I'm getting it
Uh, I'm getting it
Psh ya, you welcome

(Verse 1)
Sometimes I wish I could just take a break and skate around
Even if I suck at skating, sunny day's I'm staying out
An 80's baby
But can't look to Ronald Reagan
Now my liberal education's taking all the love to break it down
Ok this is real as shit
Tell me if you ready for
Insert famous person, work 'em in a metaphor
I'm almost famous like Kate Hudson
I met a whore
My friends don't really call me
Well f*ck those losers I'm better off
Unless they're trying to get some tickets to my concert
And I just tell 'em they missin' out if they not here
Lebron's here
Plus my mom's here
I love my Japanese fans, this a bomb year!
Uh, no Nagasaki
And when I get up on the beat I kill it like a
(Spoken) I'm not gonna say it. Don't make me say it
Well

(Hook)
No I can't be that guy
To sit and say it's alright
I'm getting it
Uh, uh, I'm getting it
Uh, I'm getting it
Psh ya, you welcome
No I can't be that guy
To sit and waste my whole life
I'm getting it
Uh, uh, I'm getting it Uh, I'm getting it
Psh ya you welcome

(Verse 2)
Duh, next, unapologetic
I live my life the way I want so I do not regret it
I'll be in the game eventually
Cuz I'm so J.J. Reddick
I ain't white, I got money, people wanna see me debted
Y'all are chicken, y'all are breaded
Yo let's keep it cooked up in the cage
I follow all my hater's doin' on they' twitter page
And send them messages and end it with a smiley face
Mikey? asked me why I engage?
Well that's because I ain't made it
Yet!
Well yet is open to the future
I'm so odd, I'm so used to
Getting all this stuff?love?
Give it to my producer
Dancing on your face like I invented the two-step
Well, then you can really call me Einstein
Because we dropping out the beat when I rhyme
I know a couple people here tryna hurt me
Cuz all these French broads screaming
Mercy, mercy, mercy!

(Hook)
No I can't be that guy
To sit and say it's alright
I'm getting it
Uh, uh, I'm getting it
Uh, I'm getting it
Psh ya, you welcome
No I can't be that guy
To sit and waste my whole life
I'm getting it
Uh, uh, I'm getting it
Uh, I'm getting it
Psh ya you welcome

(Outro)
No I can't be that guy
Mercy, mercy
No I can't be that guy
Psh ya you welcome
No I can't be that guy
I said it no no no
I don't wanna be anything other than what I've been tryna be lately
Psh ya you welcome