HOME GROWN


Christmas Crush Lyrics

Had a crush on Santa
Since I was 9 years old
But oh Santa
Why do you go?

Once a year you come visit me
Eat my cookies, leave presents the same old routine
But now Santa I want something more
No presents all that this girl's askin' for

Santa sleep with me tonight
I read these words in her diary
An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy
I shouldn't have but I'm glad I did

Wonder what does she see in him
A big old tub of jelly
With a double chin
He's older than my grandmother

Indeed this fetish is really bizarre
Sexual attraction for this holiday star
I gotta plan that you wouldn't believe
But I've gotta act like it's Christmas eve

Santa's suit is what I will get
And give my girlfriend a night
That she'll never forget
And neither will I

Went through my closet and found a red robe
Made a beard out of cotton
Stuffed my shirt with pillows
And drove to my girl's house

I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay
Saw Santa and my girl in red lingerie
And in between all the moans and groans
I heard her say oh Santa, oh Santa

She said Santa I miss you, I love you
I wish you would stay home forever with me
Santa I knew you were coming to town
But tonight you are coming in me

Santa, get off of my girlfriend
Get off of my girlfriend

Correct these lyrics

Watch Home Grown Christmas Crush video
Hottest Lyrics with Videos
01ded990661475734ab76b3fd11b1912

check amazon for Christmas Crush mp3 download


Official lyrics by

Rate Christmas Crush by Home Grown (current rating: N/A)
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
Meaning to "Christmas Crush" song lyrics no entries yet
required
capthca required

Characters count
: min. 50 characters