Hard Life Bubble Wrap Lyrics

[Intro]
And so it was
Just like in fairy tales
They lived out the rest of their days in absolute f*cking misery
So put that in your metaphoric pipe and smoke it, mate

[Verse 1]
And I'm in denial, but I do it in style (I do it in style)
Ooh, I know that I've been here for a while
'Cause it's been making me smile
And everybody needs a little bit more happiness in their life
[Chorus]
All I see is static and amateur dramatics
Attention-seeking tactics
I swear I've seen some crazy things
Yeah, I've been on some mad shit
So just leave me in the attic
Bubble wrapped in plastic

[Verse 2]
I've started a fire, but won't be calling the fire brigade
'Cause what I desire is just some satin attire But everybody wants to come and ruin what the tailor made

[Chorus]
I'm set to automatic, shenanigans and antics
It's bonkers and bombastic
I swear I've seen some crazy things
Yeah, I've been doing backflips
So meet me in the sandpit
Bubble wrapped in plastic

[Post-Chorus]
Bubble wrapped in plastic

[Outro]
You have one new message
First new message received today at 9:05 p.m. 
Hey, man, just calling you to see if you're alright
Um, I know today was, like, maybe not what you expected
Bit disappointing, but, uh
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure
Uh, make sure you're alright
We're sending our love
And, uh, yeah, talk to you in a bit
Bye