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Half Man Half Biscuit The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.29/10 [21 votes]Album: Back Again in the D.H.S.S. / Original Release Date: 1987Genre: AlternativeSong Duration: 2 min 27 sec
The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedm
Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit
HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT
- The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman LyricsWell I heard a lovely rumor,
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"
And they told me that the man
That I had always billed as "Dad",
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
And my school-work fell behind
With this bombshell on my mind.
Me art teacher said he understood.
But he could only sympathise
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!
And in the "Corridors of Fear"
I would shed a lovely tear,
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
Supercalifragilistic, Borussia Mönchengladbach
And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
That Bette Midler had a tumor,
So gleefully I went to tell my friends.
But they said it was a lie,
That she wasn't going to die,
"And by the way, have we got news for you!"
And they told me that the man
That I had always billed as "Dad",
Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born.
And they reckon that I am,
But I hope to God I'm not,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
And my school-work fell behind
With this bombshell on my mind.
Me art teacher said he understood.
With the sadness in my eyes,
Even though he'd shown my his Magerite!
And in the "Corridors of Fear"
I would shed a lovely tear,
As ridicule flew at me from both sides.
And they mocked me in my mocks,
And embroidered in my socks,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
Supercalifragilistic, Borussia Mönchengladbach
And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not
The bastard son of Dean Friedman,
The bastard son of Dean Friedman.
Facts about The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman
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The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman is first released in 1987 as part of Half Man Half Biscuit's album "Back Again in the D.H.S.S." which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
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The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman falls under the genre Alternative.
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The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman song length is 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
When was The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman released?
The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman is first released in 1987 as part of Half Man Half Biscuit's album "Back Again in the D.H.S.S." which includes 17 tracks in total. This song is the 5th track on this album.
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Which genre is The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman?
The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman falls under the genre Alternative.
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How long is the song The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman?
The Bastard Son Of Dean Friedman song length is 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
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