Hagfish Fruit Lyrics

If I were gay, I’d see the world a different way
If I were gay, you’d look at me another way

Politically, I think of it in every way
The church would like to see me burn and call me names

Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere
It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
care

Remove the sheet and suck the heat, the song’s the same
And if you feel a little queer, don’t refrain

And lesbians, they are my friends, they are my friends
If I were lesbian, I’d want my girlfriend’s friends

Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
care

If I were gay [x3] I’d see the world another way

If I were gay [x3] you’d look at me another way

Fruit, fruit, fruity everywhere
It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
So take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
Fruit, fruity everywhere
It’s in the way you shake your derriere
Oh, fruit, fruit, fruity all the way
Take your best friend, kiss him like you just don’t
care