Guttermouth Jamie's Petting Zoo Lyrics

i've had my pet
since i was nine years old
i loved him and fed him
but one day he attacked
i knew he didn't love me back
so i grabbed him like a football
and punted fifty yards

now i hate pets
take yourself to the vet
now i hate pets
dolphins trapped in little nets
now i hate pets
you little f*cking
screaming shit-bag
i should of let your mother
eat you, little f*cker

so i got a little birdy
and i trained it everyday
he knew 1000 words
but then he flew away
but then i got him back
the f*cker wouldn't shut his trap
so i took him to the bathroom
and rubbed his beak in shit

now i hate pets
spotted owls in their nests now i hate pets
bagged a deer and made a vest
now i hate pets
birds and bees and bears and bison
pigs and parrots and pandas
i f*cking hate them all!!!

i was walking through the park
when a snake peered from his hole
a perfect opportunity
to take the bastard home
i chopped his f*cking head off
with my handy garden hoe
and made a lovely hat-band
for my redneck cousin bo, heee-haaw!

now i hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
now i hate pets
fed my cat some cigarettes
now i hate pets
you little f*cking
screaming shit-bag
bastard
f*ck you, you
f*cking pig-shit licker, f*ck!!!!!!

Who wrote Jamie's Petting Zoo lyrics?

Jamie's Petting Zoo is written by Scott Sheldon, Joseph Nunn, Eric Davis, Mark Adkins.

When was Jamie's Petting Zoo released?

Jamie's Petting Zoo is first released on September 13, 1994 as part of Guttermouth's album "Friendly People" which includes 13 tracks in total. This song is the 2nd track on this album.

Which genre is Jamie's Petting Zoo?

Jamie's Petting Zoo falls under the genre Rock.

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