Groucho Marx Father's Day Lyrics

(spoken intro or following sung by chorus)
Dear old dad we are glad to be here with you
On this day of days
And we swear always
That we will be here
On this day each year...

Today, father, is father's day
And we're giving you a tie
It's not much, we know
It is just our way of showing you
We think you're a regular guy
You say it was nice of us to bother
But it really was a pleasure to fuss
For according to our mother you're our father And that's good enough for us!

Today, father, is Father's Day
A day that we all revere
The tie that you got
Didn't cost such a lot
But we'll give you the same tie next year
You tell us it was nice of us to bother
But it really was a pleasure to fuss
For they say a child can only have one father
And you are the one for us
Yes, you are the one for us!