Gravy Train!!!! You Made Me Gay Lyrics

I got somethin' to say! (what?)
I'm kinda gay! (yeah?)
I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)
So listen up ladies
I like guyz and hate babies
If you get me real drunk
I'll go for the junk in the trunk
You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime
But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME!
You open up your lips and try to seal my doom
So I make a beeline straight to the menz room

I thought you were cute
I thought your ass was fine
But then I took down your pants
And I said 'NEVER MIND!!!!'

Don't even try to play me bitch
Don't even try to front
You think that you want dong
But I know you want wet cunt
And there you go
Bein' all sick
Are you stupid, girl?
Of COURSE I want the dick!!!!

Stop lyin', ho!
You know that you want it!
NO I DON'T!!!!

Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!!
You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!!

Are you gay?
HAAAAY, you made me GAY.

I thought you liked it that way!
Naw, bitch, I'm gay!

I thought you liked it that way!!!!
No, ho, I'm f*cking gay!!!!
You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl

You ain't gay
HAAAAY, you made me GAY.
STOP! jockin' me girl
Why can't you see?
There's a million guys That are dyin' to screw me

I see how it is Hunx
I don't give you a bona
When I'm through with your ass
It will be in a coma
You have the ass
You have the titty
But there's somethin' in my pants
That makes me wanna go to the shitty city

But menz ain't got no p*ssy
They ain't got no vagina
I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz
Drop outta mankind-a!!!!
You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear
And I like honey 'cause I'm a little bear

Well I only pursued you 'cause I heard that you had girth
But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth
Go gay, girl, it's so much better
I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar

Your cock ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off
And I'll just use a cucumber to get my f*cking rocks off
There's so many girls and there's so many guys
It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs

You're missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax
And Kenny G type blowjobz 'cause I play a mean skin sax

For today go ahead and do me that way
But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!!

Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies
'cause I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies.