Ghais Guevara Introduction To Act 1 Lyrics

[Intro: Luke Dash & FARO]
Man, why you draggin' me to this shit?
'Cause you need to get out the house, gang
They been ravin' about this shit, I ain't even a theatre type of nigga and I heard it's good
Nigga, ravin' 'bout what?
They like fifteen minutes past they start time
And, shit, I can barely see anything with the cranium Yakub sittin' in front of me
Ayy, you got somethin' to say to me, brah?
Yeah, and I know for a fact it won't go over your head
Ol' big, ugly-ass nigga
Ayy, could you niggas shut up? It's about to start, man, come on (Shh)
(Who the f*ck is this cracker?)
(Haha, bitch)
I f*cking hate my life Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you're all having a wonderful evening
We was 'til you showed up
I'd like to personally welcome you all to our wondrous outing
An anthropological tale that was worked on by many great minds and made possible
By Fat Possum's lack of forethought in giving Ghais money
Before we start, I'd like to thank a couple of our sponsors
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Now, without further ado, Goyard Ibn Said