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George Carlin Second Announcements Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8/10 [4 votes]Album: A Place for My Stuff! / Original Release Date: 2007-01-15Genre: ComedySong Duration: 1 min 09 sec
Second Announcements
George Carlin
George Carlin
GEORGE CARLIN
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On Saturday morning, it's adventure time! Don't miss 'Frontier'! The story of thirty people who brave bitter weather, loneliness, disease, starvation and hostile Indians to reach Utah, only to find they don't like it there. Then it's 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog, Dick'! Or 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog Dick!'
Hello, I'm Howard Beamer and I'm running for state's Attorney General. This is my pledge to you. I promise that if anyone breaks the law, I will personally go to his or her house and beat the shit out of 'em!
The following statement is true
The preceding statement was false
(TV promo)
On Saturday morning, it's adventure time! Don't miss 'Frontier'! The story of thirty people who brave bitter weather, loneliness, disease, starvation and hostile Indians to reach Utah, only to find they don't like it there. Then it's 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog, Dick'! Or 'Ranger Dan and his Big Dog Dick!'
Facts about Second Announcements
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Second Announcements is written and performed by George Carlin.
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It is first released on January 15, 2007 as part of George Carlin's album "A Place for My Stuff!" which includes 19 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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Second Announcements falls under the genre Comedy.
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Second Announcements song length is 1 minutes and 09 seconds.
Who wrote Second Announcements lyrics?
Second Announcements is written and performed by George Carlin.
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When was Second Announcements released?
It is first released on January 15, 2007 as part of George Carlin's album "A Place for My Stuff!" which includes 19 tracks in total. This song is the 6th track on this album.
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Which genre is Second Announcements?
Second Announcements falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Second Announcements?
Second Announcements song length is 1 minutes and 09 seconds.
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Songwriter(s): George Carlin
Record Label(s): 2007 Laugh com
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