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George Carlin Family Newsletters Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 7.29/10 [7 votes]Album: Complaints and Grievances / Original Release Date: 2001Genre: ComedySong Duration: 1 min 23 sec
GEORGE CARLIN
- Family Newsletters Lyrics / with translationsThese are the same parents who at Christmas time send you pictures of their children. Pictures you didn't ask for and you don't want. But it is fun throwing the pictures away, isn't it? I don't even look at the f*cking Christmas card.
Who's this? Luanne is 12 this year. f*ck Luanne. I give a shit how old she is. Does she have any tits yet? Send me a picture of Luanne's tits. Then I know I'm going to have a happy New Year, too.
Then just to compound your holiday pleasure, they enclose a family newsletter. Just what you're hoping for, news about people you can barely f*cking remember.
"We're so proud of Brad, he's been accepted into dental school." Yeah, in the Philippines...after four tries. f*ck Brad and everybody who looks like Brad.Judging from his picture, I'd say he's been jacking off too much. Keep him away from Luanne.
Who's this? Luanne is 12 this year. f*ck Luanne. I give a shit how old she is. Does she have any tits yet? Send me a picture of Luanne's tits. Then I know I'm going to have a happy New Year, too.
"We're so proud of Brad, he's been accepted into dental school." Yeah, in the Philippines...after four tries. f*ck Brad and everybody who looks like Brad.Judging from his picture, I'd say he's been jacking off too much. Keep him away from Luanne.
Facts about Family Newsletters
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Family Newsletters is written and performed by George Carlin.
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It is first released in 2001 as part of George Carlin's album "Complaints and Grievances" which includes 22 tracks in total. This song is the 11st track on this album.
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Family Newsletters falls under the genre Comedy.
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Family Newsletters song length is 1 minutes and 23 seconds.
Who wrote Family Newsletters lyrics?
Family Newsletters is written and performed by George Carlin.
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When was Family Newsletters released?
It is first released in 2001 as part of George Carlin's album "Complaints and Grievances" which includes 22 tracks in total. This song is the 11st track on this album.
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Which genre is Family Newsletters?
Family Newsletters falls under the genre Comedy.
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How long is the song Family Newsletters?
Family Newsletters song length is 1 minutes and 23 seconds.
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these lyrics are submitted by LyricsVIP3Songwriter(s): George Carlin
Record Label(s): 2001 Atlantic Recording Company Marketed by Rhino Entertainment, a Warner Music Group
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