George Carlin Darth Vader Uses Ebonics Lyrics

inform the comander that lord vader shuttle has arrived

vader this is a unexpected pleasure we are honored by your presence

yo g abby the c why yo' hommies ain't workin' they booties off

i assure you lord vader my men are working as fast as they can

we be seeing if they get this ride going with six foot seven a black starie dog i tell you our station will be operation as we planned

well the man don't think so and he be cruising down here to check out this ride

the emperor is coming here?

yeah and he gon' put cap up yo' ass

we should top our efforts

damn strait and this be CNN