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George Carlin Answering Machines Lyrics
Total views: 1 time this week / Rating: 8.75/10 [4 votes]Album: Complaints and Grievances / Original Release Date: 2001Genre: ComedySong Duration: 0 min 52 sec
Answering Machines
George Carlin
George Carlin
GEORGE CARLIN
- Answering Machines LyricsAnd answering machines. Starting with people who think it's cute to let their children record the outgoing message, you know? Ugh... And you can't understand a word of it, 'cause the kid's a f*ckin' imbecile
Hi my name is Stacy, i'm 5 years old, my mommy and daddy aren't home but *beep*
Here's my message, Stacy... I'm comin' over to your house with a big knife. Then I'm going to kill mommy and daddy. Then I'm gonna peel off their skin and make a funny hat. After that, I'm gonna take out my huge ding dong and stick it right in your *beep*
Hi my name is Stacy, i'm 5 years old, my mommy and daddy aren't home but *beep*
Facts about Answering Machines
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Answering Machines is first released in 2001 as part of George Carlin's album "Complaints and Grievances" which includes 22 tracks in total. This song is the 10th track on this album.
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Answering Machines falls under the genre Comedy.
When was Answering Machines released?
Answering Machines is first released in 2001 as part of George Carlin's album "Complaints and Grievances" which includes 22 tracks in total. This song is the 10th track on this album.
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Which genre is Answering Machines?
Answering Machines falls under the genre Comedy.
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Record Label(s): 2001 Atlantic Recording Company Marketed by Rhino Entertainment, a Warner Music Group
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