Bald Headed Men Lyrics

I don't like men who exaggerate
About the places they've been
About the money they make
I like a man who's honest and true
Who can look you in the eye
When they talk to you
I like men who accept who they are
Not everybody can look like a movie star
If you can follow this thought
To it's logical end
You can see why I like bald headed men

She said it before
She's say it again
I like bald headed men

Everybody knows it's testosterone
That turns a bushy haired man
Into a chrome-dome
But testosterone
Is what makes a man a man
The more that he's got
The more that he can
Do the things that make the women go
I'll take a bald headed man
Over a big haired boy
Big haired boys make very good friends
But they cannot compare
To the bald headed men

She said it before
She's say it again
I like bald headed men

Why would you waste your money
Joining that hair club for guys?
Why would you cover
Your manly badge of honor
With such a bad disguise?
Why would you blow your money
On Rogaine and Minoxidil
When all it can guarantee
Are years and years of pharmacy bills?
Please don't do it

Yes, we believe the hair replacement industry for men
Is like the cosmetic industry for women
A giant black hole that will just suck your money away
For the rest of your lives
Please don't do it

No matter how you fight it
Time marches on
Some new things appear
Some old things are gone
Let 'em go, it's a natural thing
Like a leaf off a tree
Like a bird on a wing
Try looking in your mirror
From a whole different place
You're not losing hair
You're gaining face
Be confident, be cool
It won't be long when
You are proud
To be one of the bald headed men

She said it before
She'll say it again
I love bald headed men

John Malkovich - love him
That guy on Star trek: The Next Generation - love him
Michael Jordan - love him
Tom Paxton - love him
Alan Brady - love him
Burt Reynolds - love him
Yul Brenner - loved him
Telly Savalas who loves ya, baby?

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Record Label(s): 1993 Rounder Records, a division of Concord Music Group, Inc
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