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Octopi in fact have nine tentacles. When octopi get tired their tentacles become stiff. There is a species of octopi known as The Niggerpus, due to the fact that it does not clean itself. One in ten octopi are transgender. Most octopi have a strange attraction to honey mustard. The Canadian national anthem is also known as The Balled of the Octopus. As a tactic to catch prey the octopus will rotate counterclockwise at an extreme rate of motion as to create a vortex in the water that disorients fish, and pulls them in until they are close enough for the octopus to clutch and consume.

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