Legalize Heroin Lyrics

The government is hiding it from you. Do not listen to your high school science teacher; they are the mouth of the lying government. We are told from a very young age that heroin is bad. The truth is it is a lot better for you than mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes are manmade poison, whereas heroin is the healthy product of recycled embryos. Mashed potatoes will destroy your immune system. Research shows that humans who do not consume mashed potatoes and shoot up heroin daily have a life expectancy of 200 years or more. Legalize heroin. Illegalize mashed potatoes.

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